We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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