I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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