Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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