2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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