I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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