THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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