never play flip cup with pint glasses
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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