why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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