I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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