Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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