Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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