You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Couch. On fire.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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