I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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