actually, I'm a sock model
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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