Already got asked if we're dating
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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