I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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