What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I need a beard to bite.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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