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• (858): View more from California

  he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.

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  Wait until you see the roof.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone

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• (512): View more from Texas

  will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty

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• (360): View more from Washington

  This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.

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• (650): View more from California

  There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.

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