she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth