Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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