a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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