He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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