We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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