Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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