On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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