The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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