So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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