I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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