I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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