He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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