i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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