so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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