im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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