I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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