There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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