Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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