hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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