did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I love you. Go after that dick
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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