i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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