I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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