it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
how does that bad decision feel?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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