im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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