im gay
i know
yea but for you.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Shame is for Republicans.
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