The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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