At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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