before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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