so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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