u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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