We're like a lot better than the average bears
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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