Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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