If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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