idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
My balls are so social today.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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