He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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