Your face is a jimmy john
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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