what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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