I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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