was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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