after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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