Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
My feet surprised me
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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