You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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